President Trump has launched a new line of fragrances called “Victory 45-47” on his Truth Social website, which are available for purchase in early December.

Pump yourself with a cloud of Victory 47, then, the new perfume being hawked by Donald Trump, which also has a version for women. The extortionately priced cologne (at $249 for a 100ml bottle, it costs more than Dior Sauvage or Chanel No 5) is not even the first scent he has released since being elected.