What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked. Did you hear about the actor who broke his ...

Father’s Day is the perfect time to show a little love to the guy who taught you how to ride a bike, change a tire, and—perhaps most importantly—appreciate a truly terrible pun. Whether your dad’s the ...

Clear the aisles, because you're about to be rolling in them with this collection of short jokes that are serious knee-slappers. Yep, we've gathered our favorite wisecracks, dad jokes and corny ...

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner. How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist ...

It's time we admit something we all know to be true: dad jokes are some of the best jokes going. Yes, they're sometimes so cringe they cause the biggest of eye rolls, but that's also kinda why we love ...

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Research shows that having a good laugh is good for your mental and physical well-being. The best dad jokes elicit a chuckle from the most laugh-adverse out there. The often punny sentiments are ...

Why did the astronomer put ground beef in the bathtub? Because he wanted a meatier shower. That’s a gem from one of our digital editors at the Times Union, a dad of two. We want a pitcher! Not a belly ...

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some lip balm! And put it on my bill." How about this one? "My neighbor gave me a new roof for free, he said it was on the house." If you laughed at ...

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