Rap Secrets on Instagram: "Nobody wants to hang out with Michael Scott because he turns every normal social interaction into an exhausting performance review of himself. He doesn’t participate in hanging out—he hosts it, narrates it, ranks it, and then demands validation for it. A casual lunch becomes an improv showcase. A beer after work becomes a forced bonding exercise. He’s always trying to manufacture “a moment,” which kills the actual moment every single time. People can sense that if they